Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

There is a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The more arguments you win the less friends you'll have

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....

Someday,You will value me.