My poems r my SOUL.. |
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. |
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking. |
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them |
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. |
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. |
There is a crack in everything. |
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions |
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway |
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. |