Static Guard....It's like hairspray only not!

My dad said that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

What isn't remembered never happened.

To be forgotten is worse than death.

N-Non
A-Athletic
S-Sport
C-Centered
A-Around
R-Rednecks

My Friend Jeremy told me that.

Dodge even the name says avoid it.