You've got more issues than Playboy.

I understand that life isn't fair...but why can it never be unfair in my favor?

Fire makes you warmer, right up until the time it burns you

Only my pain is more silent than my anger.

All of life, is in our minds. Where else does it take place, where else do we add up what it means to us and subtract what we have lost? An event is just an event until someone attaches meaning to it.

When I asked how to get to Sesamea street, the reply was:

"You turn right, then left, then right again, then you go straight for about five years, until you run into a lotion."

You're such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket, I'd miss you lots and think of you often.

Sometimes it's not a question of whether a piece of your soul is going to go missing, only which piece it's going to be

In a world of such darkness, I want to be a lightening bug.

When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.