Never believe what anyone tells you unless you know it to be true.

Never betray your friends it's not nice to hurt those whom you love

Live everyday like it's your last so that you get the most out of life.

If you believe you can do something than you can. All you have to do is try.

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

air pockets

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One men will screw anything

My friend told me this

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

Why is it that you never know your mans a jerk until it's too late?

Love is your best friend and your worst enemy.