The only thing in Texas are steers and queers
And son, you don't look like no steer

No, you are NOT unique
You are the same mass of decaying organisms as everyone else

I wish I were a fish
I wish I were a bass
I'd climb up on a rock
And slide down on my...fins!!

Magical Touch
Enchanting Aroma!

Guns don't kill people
Husbands that come home early do

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have yourself a little party

Yes, I do get jealous
Of every girl that hugs you
Because for that one second
She was holding my entire world...