I am so bad at cooking that I can even burn water! (Seriously)

Oddity is NOT a conspiracy; it's just ME!

"For the love of donuts, let's go!"

Why look to the stars when we can look beyond them to the God who put them there in the first place?

I was told this by Jude, a friend of mine:

"Hannah, you are so short that you have to jump off a tissue with a parachute!"

It's a tall thing. I wouldn't understand.

My life is full of chaos!!! I wonder if being the third oldest of ten otherwise screaming, drooling, arguing, annoying sibings could possibly be the cause of that?!?!? . . . Nah . . .

A mirror is a funny thing
It shows us what we don't want to see
For when I seek to look at you
All I see...is me