"well g'night dont let the flesh eating demon bed babies bite."

"Dear die-ary, ive been to heaven and hell, and i still dont know if theres a god or a devil. still....its something to write about."

"Oh the horror, the funky horror."

"You damned chihuahua!"

"Yes, yes, yes im the one thats been killing all those people but im also the creative force behind happy noddle boy so forgive me and shut up."

"I wonder if im still crazy..go find a cheerleader & saw her legs off...okay that answers that."

"I detest sleep, I've better things to do."

' The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and to be loved in return '

' the economy is wounded. i hope it dies. '

' in a society that abloishes adventure, the only adventure is in abolishing society.'