My mental state has dwindled,
And my speech is slow and hoarse...

I hereby express my most burning desire
To visit the moon in my normal attire...

Since a day in early youth,
I've avoided every truth...

Tell you what I did today..
Basically in bed I lay...

Alas, my favourite colour, Brown,
Often makes my mother frown...

A little slice of heaven can be seen, without the...
Of attending Sunday mass or fighting battles with...

You are so fat, you are not thin
So chuck those sweeties in the bin...