I'm sry all but calgirl is gettin all her quotes from another website I do see she does cedit some ppl and sum she doesnt it isnt right just to let ya know

I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him?

My husband and I were happy for 20 years then we met

I couldn't repair the brake so I made the horn louder

I said for better or worse not forever

I though I wanted a career turns out I just wanted a paycheck

If you die in a elevator be sure to hit the up button

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy sumthing

Hard work will pay off later laziness pays off now

Money isnt everything but it sure keeps that kids in touch