Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day

Hard work will pay off later laziness pays off now

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy sumthing

If you die in a elevator be sure to hit the up button

I though I wanted a career turns out I just wanted a paycheck

I said for better or worse not forever

I couldn't repair the brake so I made the horn louder

My husband and I were happy for 20 years then we met

I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him?

Money isnt everything but it sure keeps that kids in touch