Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day

Love fishes cause thier so delicious..Gotta go fishing
I could go fishing 4 you but you ain't exactly what we call delicious

If everything seems to be going very well , then you obviously miss sumthing

If you think no one cares that your alive , miss a couple of car payments They will be calling you to check on you

If you don't know where your going , any road will take you there

If money could talk it would say good bye

I havent reported my credit cards to the police , becuz whoever stole them is spending less money than my wife

Have a cough, go home tonight eat a whole lot of ex-lax and tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough

Suicide is a way of telling god you cant fire me I quite

What is a free gift aint all gifts free?