Not mine too but i luv it

i thought that i had wavy hair
until i shaved, INSTEAD
i found that i had straight hair
and a very wavy head

Not mine but

theres an eyeball in the gum machine!
right there between the red and the green
lookin at me as if to say
u dont need anymore gum today

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head

You so ugly that your mama got a fine for littering when she dropped you off at skool!