"It's all about the money today. I mean sure money builds the economy. But can you actually date money? and not "Money the Hooker kinda money."

"Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

"Mirrors are evil. They do people much harm. They make people realize what doesn't count, their looks. I think they should make a mirror to show someone their personality,something that really matters,unlike politics."

"There's only one way to make it. You gotta make it BIG."