A blind mole and a lemming went adventuring near a cliff. There has to be a moral in that somewhere.

When I am holding
On to the past,
I don't have
Hands to reach
For the future.

A child asked Life,"Is life a
fill-in-the-blanks quiz, or a multiple answer?"

Life shook its head, and told the child,
"I'm sorry, but its a one million page essay."

A pessimistic person sees
the cup half-empty.

A optimistic person sees the cup half-full.

A giving person will see the cup, then look for a thirsy person to give it to.