Don't drink water fish have sex in it

I went over 2 my boyfriends house and there was a wet stain and a wet condem on his sheets and I said what the hell and he said it's not mine! I said who is it he said his bro. I told him hello you have no brothers and then he went uum I love you!

He said...

Why do u wear a bra if you have nothing to put in it?

She said...

You wear pants dont you?