Fat kids are harder to kidnap

.:GOOD:. girls r just .:BAD:. girls that don't caught

God's last name is not DAMN IT

Once apon a time i was falling in love now i'm just faling apart

LOVE??? I'd rather fall in chocolate

One day your prince will come.. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions

Aviod hangovers...stay drunk.

Don't tease me about being dopey
i don't tease u about being an a hole
but nothing stops my fwendz from doing it.

Sorry i missed .:Church:. i was practicing whitch craft and becoming a lesbian.

My knight in shining armour turned out 2 b a loser in aluminium foil