Satan called... Said something about wanting his heater back.

Ashes, Ashes, all fall down,
Hearts burn silent; without a sound.

Women should not be given nametags. I walked into Walmart once and began to talk to a lady about finding something and looked at her tag to address her when she thought i was looking and slapped me.

I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

From a friend's experience: "if you get caught cheating 8 times and are still with the same person, something just seems a bit screwy and out of place."

Respect those who deserve it and don't waste it on fools.

There is always a way to improve, but things are often best left the way they already are.

The person who is afraid to be themselves is not a coward, but rather a fool.

Love me for who I am, not who you think I am.

I'll never be the best man alive, but nor shall I ever be the worst.