H3 WHO GOSSIPS TO U,GOSSIPS ABOUT U

"Laughter is the Language of the Soul."

The best love is the one sprung from friendship

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

A million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried

*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*

"You have been summoned to court for trespassing my dreams, stealing my heart and robbing my feelings. If guilty: you are sentenced to be with me forever. How do you plead?"

"I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."