When all the stoners in the world quit pot you know the world is going to end.

Boys are like dogs... they always try to stick their nose up your skirt and want to hump your leg.

I fear love itself, for it is a dangerous and painful thing...

Have you ever met that guy.... you know That guy?.... neither have I.

I was like "dude..."

ITs like hairs spray... if u get it in ur eyes it like totally sucks

"like. I wanna like explode somthing at radom."

Love is pain... pain is reality... reality is love