There was a dog who had to fart
And then he met a boy named bart...

Crazy_Monkey101- i <33 u...
Roo-roo243- i <3 u 2...

What did I do to deserve this?
I really, truly must ask...

Today school ended early
And I went to Sarah's house...

I had a friend
BUT SHE LEFT...

One day a woman walked up to a stand,
She had a lottery ticket in hand...

Welcome to this big grand mall,
We have things for one and all...