Reality is for those with no imagination

I wish my lawn was emo so it would go and cut itself

Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks your a wanker...

Save a cow...
Eat a vegeterian

The many tears that you shed over me now are as worthless as I was to you.

As much as I hate you and want to kill you. An equal part of me would go to that length to keep you safe.

I think I'll go to Boston
I think I'll start a new life
I think I'll start it over
Where no-one knows my name

Augustana - Boston

All you need is love...
And Gin...
And tonic...

Shopping is an art....
I am an artist.....
Respect please

You dont really know me
You dont even care
So why are you crying over me
When you were never even there