Abusive Barbie - Comes with real beating action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, we don\'t care. We will deny everything and say you shouldn\'t of bought a product with the word 'abusive' in it anyway. |
Serial Killer Barbie - Comes with wanted poster, knife, and demonic look. |
Paranoid Barbie - Comes with catch phrases such as, "Everyone's out to get me." and "The voices in my head tell me that I shouldn't like you." |
Real Life Rock Star Barbie - Comes with alcohol, drugs, throw-uppy action, high stress levels and real hangovers! |
Dead Barbie - Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, and after a while she starts to decompose! |
Clown Barbie - Also comes with face paints (see Mime Barbie) and if you press a special button you can here screaming children, because face it, clowns are creepy. |
& she finally gives up with a tear in her eye because once agin hes the other girls not her. |
&&im not some freking call girl |
I cant love... to manny people have hurt me |
You may forget your memories but dont worrie... just look at the scars and youll rember! |