Gods favorites have a hard time

No one dies a virgin..life screws us all

Life's short, smoke faster

When life gives you lemons, stick them down your bra and make your boobs bigger!

Fuk you wit a peanut butter and jelly sandwich bi**h!

Just a chip away!

-Me and Emily, MSVG '06

It aint the size of the dog in the fire, its the size of the fire in the dog

The prettiest people do the ugliest things

I got pennies for my thoughts now I'm rich

These wounds wont seem to heal, this pain is just to real