Finding the right person is just like choosing the right pair of shoes... |
Forget love! I'd rather fall in chocolate! |
It's not my fault I fell in love... |
Love consists of two vowels, two consonants and two fools. |
You must be a broom 'cus you sure just swept me off my feet. |
Women: We're hated by most, envied by many, loved by most, yet wanted by PLENTY! |
Never say you love me if it really isn't there. Never say forever, 'cause it really isn't fair! |
He's my best friend |
Guys are like lava lamps-Fun to look at but not very bright! |
&& They ask me why I like him, and honestly I don't want to tell them, because they'll fall in love with him too |