Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Because he was stappled to the chicken.

Okay this one isnt rofl its just stupid funny...one of my friends told it to me.

:@Dont look at me in that tone of@:
*voice*

If there is any sentence with the word love in it there will always be another that involves a tear.

I wish I knew what you were thinking, just to know if you still even really cared.

^Never look were you're going.
always look were you want to go.^

~*~*~NEVER*~*~
*~*~*~REGRET~*~*~
~*~something that*~*~*~
*~*~*once made you~*~*~*
~*~*~*SMILE~*~*~*~*

:) SaVe A hOrSe,
RiDe A cOwBoY (:

~***Cowboy take me away***~