You think he cares about you and everything will be fine your with him for the longest time and then one day it all dissapears

-x-i gave everything to be his nothing-x-..

I have a short attention *gasp* A LLAMA!!

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13