If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny?

Love is like driving a car. Never go too fast, because if you hit a wall, the damage will be irraversable.

ok so this is pretty stupid

If I were God three quarters of the population would be dead... let's be glad I'm not God.

Every time you miss me just look up at the moon and remember that I would be looking at that same moon, except where I am the sun's out, and that wouldn't be too pleasant to look at.

You put the retard in retard.