Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

Turn up that IPOD way loud & blcok out THAT world like nothing is wrong

A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is GOING SOMEWHERE

Girls: you know you spend too much time thinking about things that will never happen and dressing up for a boy that doesn't care

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry...but it takes a very special person to make you smile with tears in your eyes

And just when I thought I had a chance...you go and tell me you love her

You break my heart into a thousand pieces and you say its because i deserve better?

She tells herself to wait because Cinderella didn't find her prince charming til the end

A crush is a single spark in your eye, falling in love is when that spark catches on FIRE

My head is waying WHO CARES? but my heart is saying YOU DO, STUPID