"I am no more a witch than you are a wizard and if you take away my life, God will give you blood to drink."

-Sarah Good, executed during the Salem Witch Trials.

"People will forget what you said, forget what you did, but will never forget how you made them feel."

-Anonymous

"Hate the sin, love the sinner."

-Mahatma Ghandi

"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."

-Edgar Allan Poe

"Before we embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

-Confucius

"Instanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

-Albert Einstein

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
--Ambrose Bierce

For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

*Sneezes*
"Sorry, I'm allergic to b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t."
--Will Smith; I, Robot

Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
--William Shakespeare