A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

.

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

Did you know penguins cant fly.
well they do kinda underwater.
but you call that swimming!

-john

Real eyes realize real lies.

Help keep the planet earth clean
this isnt uranus!