If life gives you lemons...
ask if you can get some tequila and salt too.

Damn...its hot like 2 fat bi*ches in arizona..

(DORA THE EXPLORER SONG TUNE)

WE OPENED THE LEGS
ND LET IT IN....

WE DID IT!!
WE DID IT!!
WE DID IT!!

HOORAY!!!!!!

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

If i was being smart with you...

how would you know??!!??

You're talking to a girl who has had her heart broken, cried for continuous hours, yelled & screamed for help. a girl who turned her back on the world.. & a girl who did nothing but love someone who couldn't love her back.

*boy talking to a bi-polar girl.

*girl-omg!!! i miss you!!!!

boy- i miss you too!!!

*girl- NO YOU DONT!!!!!FUUUCK!

A wise man once told me.

" he who put hands in pants is not crazy, but feels nuts!"

.

If Miss-issippi
known as skippy
gave Miss-ouri
full of fury
her New Jersey
to wear to the fair
oh what oh what would
Dela-Ware?

i dont know but Alaska!

Did you know penguins cant fly.
well they do kinda underwater.
but you call that swimming!

-john