I+Love=You

Only a rich friend will take the trouble of suing you to court when you wrong him. But a poor friend will sympathize...Careful how many friends you have on your rich list.

As wide as the ocean and as deep as the sea
Your love I will cherish for as long as I live

Time is not money like most people say. I've seen a 42 year old man waste his life in drugs and alcohol and died without a single penny in his pocket.

Tonight as you bow and pray dont forget to say
"Bless me Lord so that I may be a blessing to others."

Sex is like a sweet wrapped in bag and if wrongly used may cause tooth decay.

I won a National Math Contest last week. So what if it was meant for the grade 3s and I am a grade 10!

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

I am a flag
But you are the pole
And without you, I wouldn't stand up so tall