The thing about falling in love, is that if you do it right, you never have to hit the ground.

My friend told me this. I don't know if he wrote it or not.

My friend: What has the world come to?

Me: The world has not COME. the world is ENDING.

((real convo. Bad night))

Me: So, your not talking...

Andy: My hands are busy elsewhere.

Me: Is that supposed to sound perverted?

Andy: Wow that came out wrong. I'm playing guitar. lol.

Me: Good, because I took it in a perverted way.

This was an IM btw