I don't know why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think of romance the last thing on my mind is a chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

I saw you today and you seem so suprised, that I could walk by and not blink an eye. You look at me probably thinking I'm fine. It's a good thing that you can't read my mind.

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

It's okay pluto, I'm not a planet either.

Take a bow....hear the appluase. My heart is broken and you're the cause. I played your game and it looks like you won. Congratulations, I hope you had fun.

It's hard to fake a smile when your heart can barely breathe.

The world did cry the day you died and I'm no good at suicide.

Remeber, when a boy sweeps you off your feet he's in the perfect position to drop you on your ass.

This is an AB conversation so C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up G! :)

Refuse to cry anymore because this didn't work, I've just come to realize, you're just another jerk.