I don't know why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think of romance the last thing on my mind is a chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

I feel bad for all the things little girls have to go through nowadays because if they're not perfect, they might not make it.

I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox.

Everyday someone asks me "Are you two going out?" You don't know how painful it is to reply "No, we're just friends."

People wonder why she's crying, people wonder why she's sad. Try to walk in her two shoes, losing all you've ever had.

They say you have to pray to go to heaven but they never tell you what to say when you're whole life has gone to hell.

Smile for the camera, you look so pretty pretending you're okay.

Boy: It's just love! What are you afraid of? It never killed anyone.
Girl: No, it destroyed them.

Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night...

I cried because you wanted her over me and then I laughed because she's ugly.