Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they're famous, but me and my friends walk on toilet paper because we're the shit!

Refuse to cry anymore because this didn't work, I've just come to realize, you're just another jerk.

This is an AB conversation so C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up G! :)

Remeber, when a boy sweeps you off your feet he's in the perfect position to drop you on your ass.

The world did cry the day you died and I'm no good at suicide.

It's hard to fake a smile when your heart can barely breathe.

Take a bow....hear the appluase. My heart is broken and you're the cause. I played your game and it looks like you won. Congratulations, I hope you had fun.

It's okay pluto, I'm not a planet either.

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

I saw you today and you seem so suprised, that I could walk by and not blink an eye. You look at me probably thinking I'm fine. It's a good thing that you can't read my mind.