Life throws things at you in ways you can not dodge but must experience....

Can you really ever forgive if you can never forget?

May the flies of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch......... AMEN

Sometimes in life you have to dress up as Batman and save the world...

Women didn't become heartless b***hes until they dealt with a heartless man.

Men are like lamps...
They aren't very bright...
And it doesn't take much to turn them on...

Through life's heartbreak
It's tough to see
If he broke it on purpose
It wasn't meant to be.

Life's tough, get a helmet...

You can only search for so long before you realize that simply waiting is all that you can do...

Sometimes that mountain you have been climbing is just a grain of sand...