Life's tough, get a helmet...

Through life's heartbreak
It's tough to see
If he broke it on purpose
It wasn't meant to be.

Men are like lamps...
They aren't very bright...
And it doesn't take much to turn them on...

Women didn't become heartless b***hes until they dealt with a heartless man.

Sometimes in life you have to dress up as Batman and save the world...

May the flies of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch......... AMEN

Can you really ever forgive if you can never forget?

Life throws things at you in ways you can not dodge but must experience....

Heres to the hilarious thought of happiness *clink*

Song lyrics say the words that we can not...