Giving head is a stupid idea......they never get any smarter |
Live everyday like you would live it in heaven! |
Show your man some class and don't write his name where you wipe your ass!! |
If volleyball was easy....... it would be football! |
The only rose with no thorns is love |
Love is like an ocean....you never know which way its taking you. |
Golf and sex are the only two things you can do without having to be good at them. |
Women are like telephones |
Pick up lines are like head lines |
Choose a jerk |