... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

... BOY JUST GAVE HiS GiRLFRiEND A FAKE DAiMOND RiNG...

BOY: i KNOW iT'S NOT REAL BUT iTS THE BEST i CAN DO
GiRL: i DON'T CARE BOUT NO DiAMOND ALL i REALLY WANT IT YOU...

- from a movie (but i forgot the name of it)

... i WALKED iNTO WENDYS AND i GO UP TO THE COUNTER AND THE GUY WORKiNG THERES NAME WAS RONALD McDONALD

HOW FUNNY iS THAT RONALD McDONALD WORKiNG AT WENDYS

(true story)

...
BOY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS?
GiRL: SURE i GUESS
BOY: WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO COME iN A MiRRIOR MASE WiTH ME

MY FRIEND SAiD THAT TO ME AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED CORNY...

BOY iS LOOKiNG RiTE @ GiRL

BOY: DO YOU LOVE ME, WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER, DO YOU NEED ME, WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME

GiRL: OF COURSE i WiLL

BOY(LOOKS @ HER WEIRD)

BECAUSE SHE DiDN'T KNOW HE WAS JUST SiNGiNG A SONG STUCK iN HiS HEAD

... EVEN THOUGH WE ARE TOTALLY OVER...
i STiLL LOOK iN HiS DiRECTiON JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S STiLL THERE...
AND i STiLL CATCH MYSELF SNEAKiNG PEAKS OF THROUGH THE CORNER OF MY EYE...

...HERE'S TO THiNKiNG WE COULD BE TOGETHER, ME WOMAN AND YOU MAN
HERE'S TO THE RELATiONSHiP THAT ENDED BEFORE iT BEGAN...

... i'VE NOTiCED THAT SiNCE WE'VE BEEN OVER MY WORLD iS MORE COLORFUL...
EXAMPLE: THE CUTiE iN MATH iN THE FRONT ROW WEARING RED...
LOL

...HiS FRiEND (SCRATCH THAT) HiS CUTE FRiEND SAID i WAS HANDLiNG THE NEWS WELL, MOST GiRLS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM WiTH PUFFY EYES AND RED CHEEKS,
ME i'M DiFFERENT i WAiT 'TiL i'M HOME TO DO THAT...

H-iLARiOUS FOR THiNKiNG WE WOULD BE TOGETHER
A-NNOYING
R-iDiCULOUSLY SADDENiNG
R-UDE
Y-OU WANT HiM…YOU CAN HAVE HiM