... iSN'T iT FUNNY HOW WHEN HE DUMPS YOU,
SUDDENLY HE'S UGLY AND
ANY UNSPOKEN FLAW OF HiS
iS SUDDENLY KNOW WORLD WiDE...

... MAYBE GOD WANTS US TO MEET A FEW WRONG PEOPLE BEFORE MEETING THE RiGHT ONE, SO WHEN WE FiNALLY MEET THAT PERSON WE'LL BE GREATFUL...

... DONT TRY SO HARD...
THiNGS ALWAYS COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT iT...

... DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR...
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EXPECT HIM TO KNOW YOU...

... DONT CRY BECAUSE iTS OVER ...
SMiLE BECAUSE iT HAPPENED...

THIS BOY IS STARING RiGHT AT THE GIRL HE LIKES

BOY: i ENJOY THiS
GiRL: ENJOY WHAT?
BOY: JUST LOOKiNG
GiRL: LOOKiNG AT WHAT???
BOY: NEVER MiND...
FRiEND OF GiRL: HE WAS LOOKiNG AT YOU STUPiD

(HERES ANOTHER ROMANTiC MOMENT RUiNED BY A BLOND)

... HER MOM AND DAD WALKED iN ON HER AT A PARTY THAT HAD ALCOHOL iN THE COOLAiD...

THE MOM SAYS OH NO
THE DAD SAYS OH NO
AND THE DAUGHTER SAYS OH NO

THEN THE COOLAiD MAN (THE ONE IN THE COMMERCAiLS) JUMPS THRU THE WALL AND
SAYD OH YEAH!!!!

... HES THE ONLY GUY THAT MAKES MY HEART BEAT FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TiME...

-FROM A MOViE {BUT i DONT REMEMBER WHiCH ONE}

... YOU LEFT HER AND
NOW SHE'S SAD...

... NOW ALL SHE HAS LEFT
iS NOTHiNG SHE ONCE HAD...

...HES THE ONLY GUY i WILL WATCH A SCARY MOViE WiTH...
NOT JUST BECAUSE i LiKE GETTiN CLOSER TO HiM...
BUT BECAUSE i FEEL SAFE iN HiS ARMS, LiKE iM PROTECTED BY AN ANGEL...

OH WAiT i AM...