Quotes by Dancing On The Ceiling

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  • FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

    FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

    FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

    FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....

    17 years ago
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  • FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

    FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

    FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

    FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL i CANT DO THiS ANY MORE YOU NEED TO LEAVE

    BOY iM SORRY BUT ONCE AN ADDiCT ALWAYS AN ADDiCT... IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE, i LOVE YOU

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL WROTE A BOOK BOUT A MAN WHO BEAT HER 4 YRS. BUT iN THE END HE WAS MURDERED

    A GIRL W/ A COPY COMES UP 2 HER N SAYS iS iT TRUE

    SHE SMiLES AND SAYS YES

    THE GIRL SAYS WHY ARE U SMiLiNG

    SHE SAYS DiDNT U READ THE ENDiNG

    this is not true

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL WROTE A BOOK BOUT A MAN WHO BEAT HER 4 YRS. BUT iN THE END HE WAS MURDERED

    A GIRL W/ A COPY COMES UP 2 HER N SAYS iS iT TRUE

    SHE SMiLES AND SAYS YES

    THE GIRL SAYS WHY ARE U SMiLiNG

    SHE SAYS DiDNT U READ THE ENDiNG

    this is not true

    17 years ago
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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

    17 years ago
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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

    17 years ago
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  • WE'RE iN THE SAME STORY JUST NOT THE SAME PAGE...

    17 years ago
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  • G: i CANT DO THiS ANYMORE!
    B: WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
    G: TO BE ABLE TO HANG OUT W. MY FRiENDS W.OUT WORRiNG WHAT UR DOiNG AND iF UR THiNKiNG OF ME!!!!!

    17 years ago
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  • LAST SKEWL YR i WAS THE GiRL THAT LiKED A NEW GUY EVERY WEEK, i HAD GUYS BUT THEY WANTED A LONG RELATiONSHiP BUT I COULDN'T

    NOW i AM AND NO ONE WANTS ME

    17 years ago
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