BEiNG A POET NATURALLY iM GOOD WiTH MY WORDS...
THAT iS...
UNTiL HE MADE ME SPEECHLESS!!!!

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

...HE'S THE PERFECT GUY...
HE'S SWEET, FUNNY,KiND BUT i'M JUST NOT ATTRACKED TO HiM...
i'M ATTRACTED TO MY BEST FRiEND YOU KNOW THE GOOFY CRAZY LOUD FUNNY ONE............

BOY iS LOOKiNG RiTE @ GiRL

BOY: DO YOU LOVE ME, WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER, DO YOU NEED ME, WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME

GiRL: OF COURSE i WiLL

BOY(LOOKS @ HER WEIRD)

BECAUSE SHE DiDN'T KNOW HE WAS JUST SiNGiNG A SONG STUCK iN HiS HEAD

... EVEN THOUGH WE ARE TOTALLY OVER...
i STiLL LOOK iN HiS DiRECTiON JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S STiLL THERE...
AND i STiLL CATCH MYSELF SNEAKiNG PEAKS OF THROUGH THE CORNER OF MY EYE...

...HERE'S TO THiNKiNG WE COULD BE TOGETHER, ME WOMAN AND YOU MAN
HERE'S TO THE RELATiONSHiP THAT ENDED BEFORE iT BEGAN...

... i'VE NOTiCED THAT SiNCE WE'VE BEEN OVER MY WORLD iS MORE COLORFUL...
EXAMPLE: THE CUTiE iN MATH iN THE FRONT ROW WEARING RED...
LOL

...HiS FRiEND (SCRATCH THAT) HiS CUTE FRiEND SAID i WAS HANDLiNG THE NEWS WELL, MOST GiRLS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM WiTH PUFFY EYES AND RED CHEEKS,
ME i'M DiFFERENT i WAiT 'TiL i'M HOME TO DO THAT...

H-iLARiOUS FOR THiNKiNG WE WOULD BE TOGETHER
A-NNOYING
R-iDiCULOUSLY SADDENiNG
R-UDE
Y-OU WANT HiM…YOU CAN HAVE HiM