... iSN'T iT FUNNY HOW WHEN HE DUMPS YOU,
SUDDENLY HE'S UGLY AND
ANY UNSPOKEN FLAW OF HiS
iS SUDDENLY KNOW WORLD WiDE...

... MAYBE GOD WANTS US TO MEET A FEW WRONG PEOPLE BEFORE MEETING THE RiGHT ONE, SO WHEN WE FiNALLY MEET THAT PERSON WE'LL BE GREATFUL...

... DONT TRY SO HARD...
THiNGS ALWAYS COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT iT...

... DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR...
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EXPECT HIM TO KNOW YOU...

... DONT CRY BECAUSE iTS OVER ...
SMiLE BECAUSE iT HAPPENED...

THIS BOY IS STARING RiGHT AT THE GIRL HE LIKES

BOY: i ENJOY THiS
GiRL: ENJOY WHAT?
BOY: JUST LOOKiNG
GiRL: LOOKiNG AT WHAT???
BOY: NEVER MiND...
FRiEND OF GiRL: HE WAS LOOKiNG AT YOU STUPiD

(HERES ANOTHER ROMANTiC MOMENT RUiNED BY A BLOND)

...
BOY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS?
GiRL: SURE i GUESS
BOY: WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO COME iN A MiRRIOR MASE WiTH ME

MY FRIEND SAiD THAT TO ME AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED CORNY...

... i WALKED iNTO WENDYS AND i GO UP TO THE COUNTER AND THE GUY WORKiNG THERES NAME WAS RONALD McDONALD

HOW FUNNY iS THAT RONALD McDONALD WORKiNG AT WENDYS

(true story)

...iVE KNEW OF HiM BUT WE HAD NEVER TALKED BECAUSE i ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS MEAN AND ROUGH BUT NOW WE FiNALLY TALKED TO HiM AND HES THE TYPE OF GUY WHO GiVES HiS COAT TO HiS COLD GiRL...

GiRL: iTS SO COLD OUT

BOY: DO WANT MY JACKET?

GiRL: (SPEECHLESS BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE WASN'T EVEN COLD SHE JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT HE WOULD SO AND THiS WAS THE FiRST TiME A GUY HAD DONE THE RiGHT THiNG)