Quotes by Dancing On The Ceiling

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  • A flight attendant was checking tickets.
    As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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  • A flight attendant was checking tickets.
    As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

    17 years ago
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  • He sees though everything but my heart

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  • BOY'S EYEiNG GiRL, GiRL iS EYEiNG THE BOY.

    GiRL WALKS UP THE SCHOOL STAiRS N SEES HiM WALK iNTO A LOCKER, SEEiNG THAT SHE TRiPS AND FALLS UP THE STAiRS

    AND BOY COMES OVER TO SEE iF SHE'S OK AND SAYS "LiFE'S FUNNY iSN'T iT"

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  • ...iF U DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHiNG ...

    YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHiNG

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  • ...iF U DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHiNG ...

    YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHiNG

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  • LAUGHTER TRANSLATES iNTO ANY LANGUAGE!!!

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  • LAUGHTER TRANSLATES iNTO ANY LANGUAGE!!!

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  • LAUGHTER TRANSLATES iNTO ANY LANGUAGE!!!

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  • ...A BESTFRiEND iS FAMiLY WE CHOOSE...

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