ONLY iN DREAMS DOES TRUE LOVE OCCUR

I LOVE [Y][O][U]
BUT YOU LOVE [H][E][R]

LOVE [S][T][i][N][K][S]...

TEACHER: WHY WERE YOU LATE THiS MORNiNG?

POPULAR PRETTY GiRL: OH iT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO TAKE ALL MY BEAUTY MEDALS OFF MY PAJAMAS

(ALL OF THiS BEiNG SAiD NOT KNOWiNG SHE HAD TOiLET PAPER STUCK ON HER SHOE)

... WHAT'S YOURS iS OURS...
AND WHAT'S MiNE IS...

[M][I][N][E]....

DRRRRR :)

...HE MAKES HER FEEL LiKE THE MOST BEAUTiFULLEST PERSON iN THE WORLD HE TALKS TO HER SO GENTLY AND SWEETLY...

{NOT KNOWiNG HE'S SAYiNG THE SAME THiNG TO HiS OTHER "ALMOST" GiRLFRiEND}...

HAPPENED TODAY :(

...HE MAKES HER FEEL LiKE THE MOST BEAUTiFULLEST PERSON iN THE WORLD HE TALKS TO HER SO GENTLY AND SWEETLY...

{NOT KNOWiNG HE\'S SAYiNG THE SAME THiNG TO HiS OTHER \"ALMOST\" GiRLFRiEND}...

HAPPENED TODAY :(

...YEAH iM OVER HiM iF THAT MEANS i SMiLE WHEN i SEE THM TOGETHER BUT i REALLY WiSH iT WAS ME HE CANT GET OFF HiS MiND...

...HE KNEW i WAS CRYiNG WATERFALLS OVER HiM SO WHiLE iM STANDiNG THERE W/ BiG PUFFY RED EYES ALL HE SAiD iS DON'T CRY OVER AND A.S.S.HOLE YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE

HE KNEW THE A.S.S.HOLE WAS HiMSELF SO iT MADE ME CRY EVEN MORE

...HE KiSSED ME BUT i DiDN'T KiSS BACK BECAUSE i KNEW iT WAS WRONG BUT NOW i WiSH i HAD BECAUSE i'D RATHER BE ALONE KNOWiNG WE SHARED AN AMAZiNG THEN ALONE AND DREAMiNG ABOUT iT!

happened today

...i WALKED DOWN TWO EXTRA HALLS AND ONE EXTRA SET OF STAiRS TO SEE...

HiM WiTH HER?!?!

{NOT MY iDEA OF FUN EXERCISE!!!}