Quotes by Dancing On The Ceiling

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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

    17 years ago
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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL WROTE A BOOK BOUT A MAN WHO BEAT HER 4 YRS. BUT iN THE END HE WAS MURDERED

    A GIRL W/ A COPY COMES UP 2 HER N SAYS iS iT TRUE

    SHE SMiLES AND SAYS YES

    THE GIRL SAYS WHY ARE U SMiLiNG

    SHE SAYS DiDNT U READ THE ENDiNG

    this is not true

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL WROTE A BOOK BOUT A MAN WHO BEAT HER 4 YRS. BUT iN THE END HE WAS MURDERED

    A GIRL W/ A COPY COMES UP 2 HER N SAYS iS iT TRUE

    SHE SMiLES AND SAYS YES

    THE GIRL SAYS WHY ARE U SMiLiNG

    SHE SAYS DiDNT U READ THE ENDiNG

    this is not true

    17 years ago
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  • GiRL i CANT DO THiS ANY MORE YOU NEED TO LEAVE

    BOY iM SORRY BUT ONCE AN ADDiCT ALWAYS AN ADDiCT... IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE, i LOVE YOU

    17 years ago
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  • FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

    FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

    FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

    FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....

    17 years ago
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  • FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

    FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

    FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

    FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....

    17 years ago
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  • THE TRUTH iS WEN i ASK U N HER R iTS NOT CUZ i CARE N WEN U TELL ME THE JUiCY DETAiL i PRETEND iTS ME N U AND WHiLE iM CONFESSiNG WEN U TELL ME ABOUT UR FiTES iNSiDE i HOPE U BRAKE UP
    WiTH LOVE
    -me

    17 years ago
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  • LOOK iN2 DA SEA N U MiTE FiND WHO U WANT 2 B

    LOOK iN2 DA SKY N U MiTE LEARN HOW TO FLY

    LOOK iN2 MY EYES N THEY MiTE GiVE U A SURPRiSE

    bUT JUST LOOK iN2 MY HEART
    AND U'LL KNO WE WERE MADE A WHOLE NO A PART

    17 years ago
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  • I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!!

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