BOY iS LOOKiNG RiTE @ GiRL

BOY: DO YOU LOVE ME, WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER, DO YOU NEED ME, WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME

GiRL: OF COURSE i WiLL

BOY(LOOKS @ HER WEIRD)

BECAUSE SHE DiDN'T KNOW HE WAS JUST SiNGiNG A SONG STUCK iN HiS HEAD

...
BOY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS?
GiRL: SURE i GUESS
BOY: WELL THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO COME iN A MiRRIOR MASE WiTH ME

MY FRIEND SAiD THAT TO ME AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED CORNY...

... i WALKED iNTO WENDYS AND i GO UP TO THE COUNTER AND THE GUY WORKiNG THERES NAME WAS RONALD McDONALD

HOW FUNNY iS THAT RONALD McDONALD WORKiNG AT WENDYS

(true story)

... BOY JUST GAVE HiS GiRLFRiEND A FAKE DAiMOND RiNG...

BOY: i KNOW iT'S NOT REAL BUT iTS THE BEST i CAN DO
GiRL: i DON'T CARE BOUT NO DiAMOND ALL i REALLY WANT IT YOU...

- from a movie (but i forgot the name of it)

... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

... i LOVE YOU SO MUCH...

WHEN i COUNT MY BLEESiNGS i COUNT YOU TWiCE...

... HE MAKES ME [O][F][F] [B][E][A][T] AND
[R][O][U][T][i][N][E] ALL AT ONCE...

... i NEED A GUY WHO WiLL GO RUNNiNG iN THE RAiN, WHO WiLL SiNG AND DANCE OUT LOUD iN A QUiET LiBRARY, WHO WiLL DO ANYTHiNG iT TAKES TO MAKE ME LAUGH...

{i NEED A MALE VERSiON OF ME}

... HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT HE WAS DOiNG AND iF HE WAS WONDERiNG WHAT YOU WERE DOiNG?...