"If you cry, i will cry with you. If u die, i will die with you."

-System of a down.

\\\"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-btch\\\"

- Jack Nicholson

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin